Pokemon

So what even is a Pokemon?
If you don't know the answer to that question, then you must have been living under a god damn rock for the past 20 years of your life. Go to your room, and think about your life choices.

Early Beginnings
Pokemon was made back in the mid 90's, and was a hit across the world. The first games released were Pokemon Red, Green, and Blue, and every game ever since has been named after some sort of color or rock, or in X and Y's case, coordinates or chromosomes, whichever comes first.

As a Competitive Game
Verlisify ruined it for everyone

Pokemon is a fairly well respected competitive game, despite being broken as all hell. Since Game Freak is too incompetent to make a proper ruleset, the terrorist organization known as Smogon rules over with an iron fist. Smogon rules are pretty simple: NO FUN ALLOWED. Smogon's ruleset is well respected and loved by all for being more balanced than anything Game Freak could ever make. However, several Pokemon, such as Greninja, have only negative opinions on Smogon. It has been rumored that Smogon kidnapped Sakurai, and forced him to endlessly nerf Greninja in order to achieve full dominance over all 21 year olds living in their basements. If only Smogon had control over the TCG, then we'd be talking now.

Trivia

 * Missigno. is not actually a Pokemon specific glitch, but is actually a glitch in life. That's right folks, the Matrix is real.
 * Lavender Town isn't scary.
 * Lavender Town isn't scary.
 * Lavender Town isn't scary.
 * Lavender Town isn't scary.
 * Scientists predict that in 30 years, there will be a larger number of Pokemon games and spin offs than the US economy could ever afford.
 * There are more Pokemon than just Pikachu. Weird, right?Images.png