Ashley

What is an Ashley?
Ashley is a  15 year old  witch from the WarioWare series. She is completely adorable and your opinions are invalid.

Where can I buy an Ashley?
Ashley is not for sale. That would be human trafficking. Or witch trafficking. Is that even a thing? If it is then I wouldn't be surprised since Obama is in power.

Why is Ashley the mascot of this website?
Ashley is the mascot simply because she's adorable. I would kiss her if I could. You know, as friends. That's what friends do. They kiss. It wouldn't be weird. If Ashley was real, we'd be real close friends. Best friends. So therefore my statement is valid. It's not weird at all. Haha. DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M KAPPALICIOUS